phreak (noun) ˈfrēk

1) A person obsessed with the illicit application
of fringe technology.

2) Someone who is too freaky for the simple
word “freak.” This can have positive as well as
negative connotations…

This site:

Welcome to my little corner of cyberspace, a place where to share some of the interesting and cool stuff I come across while surfing the interwebs.

A place with a little something for everyone!*

*(and by everyone I mean Transhumanist peppers that love science,gadgets,digital photography, and modern technology, dig music that doesn’t suck, curvy nerdy women, good eats and flying machines that shoot stuff…)


About Me:

“There are 3 types of people that no one understands: geniuses, madmen and people that mumble…”

Hi. My name is Phreak and I am awesome.

Some are born to be awesome, while others spend many years honing their skills to achieve this…

My  awesomeness, however, was thrust upon me in an unfortunate incident after a night of binge drinking with  Bill Brasky and Zaphod Beeblebrox involving a particle accelerator,  a bottle of Jagermeister and a can of silly string. The precise details of the accident are not important as no one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, and many people have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying.


I have several hobbies. Most are illegal, Immoral, carcinogenic, or fattening…Others include listening to loud evil music, going to concerts and beating up little kids in the mosh pit, trashing bass guitars, road trips to nowhere, flying machines, filmmaking, playing with explosives, building, breaking and fixing computers, stalking Kat Dennings, plotting world domination, more evil loud music, Brockian Ultra Cricket and needle point…  🙂


Favorite Music Makers include: Rush, Primus(or any band with Les Claypool in it), Catherine Wheel, Surgeon(Bumrunner), Sheldon, TOOL, Buzzard, Nothingface, Mudvayne, Pheen, Construkt, Darling Violetta, Vertigo, Boneless, Nemesis, Toadies, The Union Underground, Mindset, MSI, Muse, Seether, Conflict of Interest, Divine Ratio, The Sort, Revery, System of a Down, Scarling, Flyleaf, Pedestal, The Vincet Black Shadow, Shadow Rising, The Dresden Dolls, Placebo, Dada, Exit Clov, Starlit, Laughing Colors, Chevelle, Afgan Whigs, Soak, Led Zeplin, Car 44, Tori Amos, Taproot, Kittie, Nashville Pussy, Alice in Chains, Incubus, Nonpoint, Combine, The Connells, Huffamoose, The Doors, Family Tree, Jimmy’s Chicken Shack, Big Country, King Missile, Coal Camber, David Bowie, Kate Bush, OLP, Amy Gerhartz, Sunny Day Real Estate, St. Diablo, Clutch, Epoxy, Godhead, Low on Sanity, Tenacious D, Abandoned Pools…

a lot of stuff your parents would hate…did I mention Boneless?


Required Reading: Catch22, Illusions by Richard Bach, EVERYTHING by Douglas Adams (RIP), The Age of Spiritual Machines /The Singularity is Near…Ray Kurzweil, Slaughter House Five…Kurt Vonnegut jr (RIP), Body Count…William T. Huggett, almost anything scribled by Hunter S. Tompson(RIP), Most books by Martin Cadin and Stephen Coonts…

Phavorate Phlix
Dr. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Just about everything by Stanley Kubrick, Apocalypse Now!, Fight Club, Clerks, Dogma, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Feast,Grandma’s Boy, Wating…, Memento, Ghost World, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,Office Space, All the Monty Python flicks, Pulp Fiction, Zombieland,anything by David Lynch, The Wall, ….

Archer, The Big Bang Theory, The Venture Brothers, The Daily Show, MST3000, South Park, SNL, Nova, Robot Chicken…